youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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