Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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