My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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