Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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