you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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