yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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