What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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