I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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