I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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