Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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