So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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