Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Is Oprah even human
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