Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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