I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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