Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I have tasted many bathrooms
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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