and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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