we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You were trust falling into bushes
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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