Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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