I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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