Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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