Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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