come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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