She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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