She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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