sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
