My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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