I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
