I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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