Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I intend to get homeless drunk
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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