Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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