she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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