I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
did i just pee glitter
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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