do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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