I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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