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people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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