The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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