im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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