Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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