If i come over, it means nothing
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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