I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
