So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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