How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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