i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
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Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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