I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I lost the right to judge tonight
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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