Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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