nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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