The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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