I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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