Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
