Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just made out with a guy for $7.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
