whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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