he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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