Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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