Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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