never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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