we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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